Mr. Memorization

-noun. the act of committing to memory.

 

Me: Will I not lose my mind?

Mr. Memorization: Is learning my only end?

Me: What is your other end?

Mr. Memorization: By me the wax of truth languidly drips into the heart.

Mr. Meditation

-noun. continued or extended thought; reflection; contemplation.

Mr. Meditation: It has been a long time. Where have you been?

Me: Avoiding you.

Mr. Meditation: Why? I can help you.

Me: Help me? How?

Mr. Meditation: By exposing truths long trodden upon by the clog of familiarity.

Mr. Liturgy

-noun. a form of public worship; ritual.

 

Me: I have heard of your insincerity?

Mr. Liturgy: You, having neglected me entirely?

Me: Well, not me personally. My fathers feared staleness.

Mr. Liturgy: In turn, demeaning language, they brought disgrace and shame.