Monday, May 17, 2010

Mr. Meditation

-noun. continued or extended thought; reflection; contemplation.

Mr. Meditation: It has been a long time. Where have you been?

Me: Avoiding you.

Mr. Meditation: Why? I can help you.

Me: Help me? How?

Mr. Meditation: By exposing truths long trodden upon by the clog of familiarity.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Mr. Liturgy

-noun. a form of public worship; ritual.

 

Me: I have heard of your insincerity?

Mr. Liturgy: You, having neglected me entirely?

Me: Well, not me personally. My fathers feared staleness.

Mr. Liturgy: In turn, demeaning language, they brought disgrace and shame.

Mr. Invocation

-noun. a form of prayer invoking God's presence.

Me: Is it acceptable to enjoy you for your sake?

Mr. Invocation: No, for I am nothing but a billhook cutting the weed of vapidity.

Me: Then, why must I employ you?

Mr. Invocation: Because the weed grows deep in the soil of your heart.